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This newsletter is written by Lam @Demonthorn VH, known as the laziest programmer in the galaxy. Here's what to expect by subscribing:
- Master the art of writing code that's so efficient, you'll have more time for naps.
- Discover innovative ways to automate your work, so you can focus on important things like perfecting your coffee-making skills.
- Unlock the secrets of looking busy while doing absolutely nothing.
- Explore cutting-edge techniques for convincing your manager that "it's compiling" for hours.
- Become an expert in finding the shortest path between your desk and the nearest comfortable couch.
Before subscribing to this newsletter, I was a hardworking programmer, always burning the midnight oil and stressing over deadlines. Now, thanks to Lam's golden advice, I've become an expert in avoiding work while still earning a hefty paycheck. My boss thinks I'm a genius because I write less code but achieve more. Thank you, Lam, you've saved my life and my couch!
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